Hasbro to announce to new TRUMP CLUE board game?

Clue

“Very, very reliable sources” have informed the White House that Hasbro, the current owners of the classic board game “Clue,” will announce a new, revised version of the game. According to White House Press Secretary Melissa McCarthy, the new edition will be “tremendous.” Sales will be, “Yuge. Bigly yuge.” There are some tweaks to the game mechanics, which we will go into detail after the jump.  Continue reading